Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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