I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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