hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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