Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I FOUND THE LEGS
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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