i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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