id be glad to
Just cropdusted the office
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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