Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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