ya dads aren't the best wingmen
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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