Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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