Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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