I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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