so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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