Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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