I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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