did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
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people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
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My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
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