: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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