but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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