i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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