I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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