This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
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There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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