She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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