I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I need you to use more vowels.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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