i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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