Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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