The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
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sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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