rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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