I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Be still, my beating vagina.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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