IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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