I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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