I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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