I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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