He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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