Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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