Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
