So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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