drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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