She is in my trunk
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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