Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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