it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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