do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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