You surviving the open bar?
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During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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