Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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