I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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