she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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