I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
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Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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