butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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