dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Do plants get herpes?
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