He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I think pants incapable of making pants work
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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