Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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