i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
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He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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