You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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