Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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