He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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