I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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