Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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