If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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