Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Randomize
