Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Porn is love you can see.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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