Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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